Travel Quotes by Mark Twain
Check out Mark Twain’s travel quotes for inspiration and a chuckle.
Mark Twain, writer extraordinaire, was also a world traveler…..and a smart aleck. He loved to insult and toss out witticisms that included a few barbs. His work is very entertaining. I read somewhere that he is responsible for 1% of ALL the world’s witticisms. I’m not sure that is true…and he is often misquoted as saying fabulous things….that someone else said. No matter. Let’s soak up some fun travel quotes by Mark Twain that he really did say!
Travel Quotes by Mark Twain – a few favorites.
“There is no better way to find out whether you like people or hat them than to travel together.” Travel Quotes by Mark Twain
Lol! If this is YOU get tips for traveling with the whole family. Multi generational travel is THE thing now and becoming more and more common. Get all the tips you need to make it wonderful so you don’t come back with some of Mark Twain’s snarky quotes you create.
“There is no worse unhappiness than sighting work again after a wonderful vacation.” Travel Quotes by Mark Twain
I added my own twist to a few travel quotes by Mark Twain. Drop a line in the comments on what YOU would say helps scenery! Sleeping in? Great food? Live music?
“Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.” Travel Quotes by Mark Twain.
“Nothing helps scenery like wine and chocolate.” Travel Quotes by The Educational Tourist.
GREAT wish for any friend – may you never be ignorant or average.
‘The average man is profoundly ignorant of countries that like remote from his own.” Travel Quotes by Mark Twain.
“Strive to be neither ignorant or average.” The Educational Tourist
Some people would call the ignorant traveler the ‘ugly American’. Don’t be that person! Understand the culture by reading before you go. This is especially wonderful for children.
“The gentle reader will never know what a consummate ass he can be until he goes abroad.” Travel quotes by Mark Twain.
Check the dates on hotel reviews just in case it just ‘used to be’ good and isn’t any more!
“It used to be a good hotel but that proves nothing…I used to be a good boy.” Travel quotes by Mark Twain.
We certainly need more of THIS in the world, don’t we?
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.” Travel quotes by Mark Twain.
Need more travel quotes for inspiration? I just love them and love to hear of favorites. Drop a line below with YOUR favorite travel quote.
Natalie, The Educational Tourist