Travel Quotes by Mark Twain

by NatalieTanner · January 9, 2018

Check out Mark Twain’s travel quotes for inspiration and a chuckle.

Mark Twain, writer extraordinaire, was also a world traveler…..and a smart aleck. He loved to insult and toss out witticisms that included a few barbs. His work is very entertaining. I read somewhere that he is responsible for 1% of ALL the world’s witticisms. I’m not sure that is true…and he is often misquoted as saying fabulous things….that someone else said. No matter. Let’s soak up some fun travel quotes by Mark Twain that he really did say!

Travel Quotes by Mark Twain – a few favorites.

“There is no better way to find out whether you like people or hat them than to travel together.” Travel Quotes by Mark Twain

Lol! If this is YOU get tips for traveling with the whole family. Multi generational travel is THE thing now and becoming more and more common. Get all the tips you need to make it wonderful so you don’t come back with some of Mark Twain’s snarky quotes you create.

CLICK HERE – How to Travel with the Grandkids

CLICK HERE – How to Travel with the Kids

“There is no worse unhappiness than sighting work again after a wonderful vacation.” Travel Quotes by Mark Twain

I added my own twist to a few travel quotes by Mark Twain. Drop a line in the comments on what YOU would say helps scenery! Sleeping in? Great food? Live music?

“Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.” Travel Quotes by Mark Twain.

“Nothing helps scenery like wine and chocolate.” Travel Quotes by The Educational Tourist.

GREAT wish for any friend – may you never be ignorant or average.

‘The average man is profoundly ignorant of countries that like remote from his own.” Travel Quotes by Mark Twain.

“Strive to be neither ignorant or average.” The Educational Tourist

Some people would call the ignorant traveler the ‘ugly American’. Don’t be that person! Understand the culture by reading before you go. This is especially wonderful for children.